We are advised by the Bible not to cast our pearls before the swine.

However, one enterprising company believes it is perfectly legitimate to impress your pooch, Fifi, with her own genuine pearl necklace. I mean, collar. No, necklace. Well, maybe a collar.

In any event, Oriental Pearls - a web-based jewelry business - offers a wide assortment of pearl baubles and bangles. Including a string of 7mm to 8mm pearls suspended on a stretchable plastic thread that is finished with a sterling silver clasp.

And if Gigi's neck is a little too large and causes the necklace/collar to be too snug than the buyer can custom order another length with more pearls.

Oh, yes, you can order either white pearls or pink pearls.

Best of all, the necklace/collar enjoys a post-holiday bargain price of $19.97; down from the original asking price of $69.99.

For more information, visit www.OrientalPearls.com.

- Jeffrey L. Frischkorn
JFrischkorn@News-Herald.com.