Lately, I've been pondering about what to get the humans for Christmas.

I'm not working with a big budget here.

You know, I don't get paid the big bucks to ponder for the this blog.

Anyways, here's what I've come up with so far:

1. I will not kick litter out of the box, for at least a week.

2. I will not hack up a hairball on their side of the bed.

3. I will not meow for no reason at an untimely hour like 4 a.m.

4. I will not stare at them while they sleep (although I probably could still do this and they wouldn't know).

5. I will get a long with the other cat in the household.

6. I will admit that I just lied.

Have a purr-fect Christmas.

Later, P.