Say it ain't so, Fausto, I mean Roberto!

So the cat is out of the bag (an expression I've never really cared for).

Indians pitcher Fausto Carmona is really Roberto Hernandez Heredia.

At least that's what his homeland, the Dominican Republic, is saying.

Top it off, he's really 31 years old and not 28.

Next, we'll find out he's a lefty and not even a pitcher.

Oh wait, we kind of figured out the latter last season.

Later, P.