Things that tick me off besides ticks and fleas:

Channel 19. You know, honest, fair and everywhere.

Have you seen the TV channel's Puppet's Court?

They can't have a reporter inside the courtroom during the Jimmy Dimora trial so they use puppets to re-enact the day's proceedings.

And, what do they use as their commentator puppet?

A cat? A dog?

No. A squirrel.

Really?

A squirrel? A member of the rodent family?

I smell a rat here and it's not just Dimora.

Later, P.